When does it get old?

When you start out in a relationship, you have sex 3-4 times a day at least! You just roam around and discover each others bodies and pleasure points. You simply can’t get enough, you just want more and more and more… Then as time goes by, the sex dwindles as the feelings become more intense… … Continue reading

Alcohol + Cell phone = Male Castration

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend that consisted of him telling me that he does “man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes” and that I’ve been “trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man” but “that shit ain’t right”. Then he vomited. More than once. Loudly. FML What is … Continue reading

The Forbidden Kingdom…

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, ‘I wish you liked anal.‘ FML So true, it’s quid pro quo!!! There will always be stuff about each other that we wished were different, and often it is more the idea of something that puts us off than … Continue reading

The Final Fantasy…

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML Talk about setting yourself up for a rude awakening, this should probably be telling you something! Why would your boyfriend even want to imagine that you … Continue reading

Watch the teeth…

What is it with girls giving you a blow job and then deciding to start using the teeth, almost like they are peeling of the top layer of a chocolate bar??? Really? Does it taste like a Bounty? Does it look like a Snickers? I know it has nuts, but give me a break here!!! … Continue reading

It’s just Porn… don’t have a hissy fit!!!

What is it with porn that gets people so riled up? What is it with semi nude people that get people so riled up? Constantly you have to listen to somebody jabbering on about how Porn is degrading to women, how we have to get rid of nudity in the public space, it’s bad for … Continue reading

It’s your body… Deal with it!!!

It is strange how different cultures perceive nudity and has to determine what is right and what is wrong… If grew up in a family where nudity has never been an issue. I have seen my parents naked and my sister and brother naked, from they were babies till they were adults. It was the … Continue reading

Grow a pair…

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML So your wife is checking the time while you are having sex? Well what does that tell you? Apparently men are no better at playing the “I feel sorry for myself game”!!! If your wife is checking the time while you are … Continue reading

Do you want some cheese with that whine???

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML Tody I found this on Fmylife.com! This is so funny and true about guys and girls for that matter and I will tell … Continue reading

Reject this!!!

  One of my worst fears some years ago, was gathering the courage to go up to a girl and ask her if she wanted a drink or something similar all to be shot down! That would leave me devastated for the rest of the evening! So often I didn’t even bother talk making the … Continue reading