The Forbidden Kingdom…

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, ‘I wish you liked anal.‘ FML So true, it’s quid pro quo!!! There will always be stuff about each other that we wished were different, and often it is more the idea of something that puts us off than … Continue reading

The Final Fantasy…

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML Talk about setting yourself up for a rude awakening, this should probably be telling you something! Why would your boyfriend even want to imagine that you … Continue reading

Watch the teeth…

What is it with girls giving you a blow job and then deciding to start using the teeth, almost like they are peeling of the top layer of a chocolate bar??? Really? Does it taste like a Bounty? Does it look like a Snickers? I know it has nuts, but give me a break here!!! … Continue reading

It’s your body… Deal with it!!!

It is strange how different cultures perceive nudity and has to determine what is right and what is wrong… If grew up in a family where nudity has never been an issue. I have seen my parents naked and my sister and brother naked, from they were babies till they were adults. It was the … Continue reading

Do you want some cheese with that whine???

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML Tody I found this on Fmylife.com! This is so funny and true about guys and girls for that matter and I will tell … Continue reading

Forbidden Fruit continued…

If it is true that all the good ones are already taken, is it then okay to try to take them away from someone else??? You try to be good. You know you shouldn’t fuck around with people in relationships, and that it will eventually only lead to somebody getting hurt. But at the same … Continue reading

The rumble in the jungle…

What’s up with pubic hair? What is it exactly good for?  Is it to keep your pelvic area warm, like a fur rug? Or is it used as a form of net to catch bacteria and other alien lifeforms before they make it all the way in? But any of these reasons should have been … Continue reading

Forbidden fruit

So what is it with guys and the whole idea of always wanting what is forbidden… in this case girls in relationships?? It can’t just be that it is more fun, the chase is harder and tougher, you have to work harder for it and the prize is thus so much more satisfying! There must … Continue reading