Grow a pair…

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML So your wife is checking the time while you are having sex? Well what does that tell you? Apparently men are no better at playing the “I feel sorry for myself game”!!! If your wife is checking the time while you are … Continue reading

Do you want some cheese with that whine???

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML Tody I found this on Fmylife.com! This is so funny and true about guys and girls for that matter and I will tell … Continue reading

The rumble in the jungle…

What’s up with pubic hair? What is it exactly good for?  Is it to keep your pelvic area warm, like a fur rug? Or is it used as a form of net to catch bacteria and other alien lifeforms before they make it all the way in? But any of these reasons should have been … Continue reading