When does it get old?
When you start out in a relationship, you have sex 3-4 times a day at least! You just roam around and discover each others bodies and pleasure points. You simply can’t get enough, you just want more and more and more… Then as time goes by, the sex dwindles as the feelings become more intense… … Continue reading
Alcohol + Cell phone = Male Castration
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend that consisted of him telling me that he does “man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes” and that I’ve been “trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man” but “that shit ain’t right”. Then he vomited. More than once. Loudly. FML What is … Continue reading
The Forbidden Kingdom…
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, ‘I wish you liked anal.‘ FML So true, it’s quid pro quo!!! There will always be stuff about each other that we wished were different, and often it is more the idea of something that puts us off than … Continue reading
Watch the teeth…
What is it with girls giving you a blow job and then deciding to start using the teeth, almost like they are peeling of the top layer of a chocolate bar??? Really? Does it taste like a Bounty? Does it look like a Snickers? I know it has nuts, but give me a break here!!! … Continue reading
Grow a pair…
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML So your wife is checking the time while you are having sex? Well what does that tell you? Apparently men are no better at playing the “I feel sorry for myself game”!!! If your wife is checking the time while you are … Continue reading
Forbidden Fruit continued…
If it is true that all the good ones are already taken, is it then okay to try to take them away from someone else??? You try to be good. You know you shouldn’t fuck around with people in relationships, and that it will eventually only lead to somebody getting hurt. But at the same … Continue reading
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